Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children + text posts

me: *plans story in head*
me: *knows every single plot twist to happen*
me: *plans update schedule and chapter lengths*
me: *knows what the five sequels will be about*
me: *writes down first sentence*
me: shit I give up

nightefury:

real talk guys fullmetal alchemist (brotherhood or not i really dont care) is an amazing thing and i will tell it ass a bedtime story for my children for future genrations

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

misminor:

Cloud once got called into the school office because Namine refused to go sleep during naptime. Instead, she sang a lullaby to her fellow classmates which involved multiple ways of violently murdering someone (Drunken Whaler by Copilot)

Cloud had no idea where Namine learned that song. When…

10kiaoi:

Headcannon: Sephiroth enjoys cooking because it’s the only time he has been praised for something other than his fighting skills.

This explains my dream about him making me a tuna fish sandwich the other night.

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

naturepunk:

Here is the face of a woman who is 110% fed up with your shit. 

naturepunk:

Here is the face of a woman who is 110% fed up with your shit.