Scotland right now.
Scotland right now.
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
"Really, Lazard? You’re selling my image for contraception ads now?”
"Well, if you knew how the numbers of STDs have plummeted since stamping your name on the boxes - "
"I do not wish to be informed of this. Use Genesis. Use anyone. Just - take this down."
Sephiroth Brand Condoms. Protect your Super-Soldier.
FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN: BODY PARTS (3/4)
You just look at Seph’s butt—look at it—and try to tell me that you can’t ever see him being the bottom, nor as anything but straight.
That is a gay porno pose, boy, struck by a man with a lot of experience in assuming it.
I AM SO GLAD THIS EXISTS
I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA
holy infant so tender and mild
i spit my drink
Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source
THIS IS AMAZINGGGG
I love nature
THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS
I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery
Apparently tumblr notifies you when you’re mentioned in a post even when it’s just saved as a DRAFT.
Like, you can’t see the post, but you can see that you were mentioned and like the first words/title.
Just so people know…
cry me a lake by justin timberriver
This fucked me up.